Pure genius

Did I mention that I was running a little late this morning? Yeah, so I had my yogurt and a half-cup of coffee at the apartment, but I grabbed a to-go mug and a banana for when I got to class.

Did I mention that I was running a little late this morning? Alright, so I decided to jog instead of walk to the shuttle bus stop. (The rain prevented me from biking.)

I got to class and opened my backpack to ready my notebook for lecture. There was slime on the bottom of my bag and on my notes where the binder had bounced on the banana.

Somehow I managed to salvage some edible parts of the banana. A few paper towels did a sufficient job of cleaning the slime, but I fear the scent will linger.