I'm a Tool.

Take a look at both commercials on this page. Then tell me which one better represents me.

And while you're there, look at the various products. I absolutely love Leatherman tools. My first was the now-retired PST-II, and I currently have the Juice KF4; on my wishlist is the Juice XE6 and/or Squirt S4 for "little toys," and the new Wave and/or Blast for a primary tool. (Hint, wink)

Note that I am not trying to infringe any copyright that Brent may or may not have, with the title of this post.