Fun killing time

Tidying up for Kristin's visit (she arrives tomorrow night!!!), I was of course looking to procrastinate. I decided to try a little game I'd read about somewhere: Fun with Google Translate. So I took my previous post, ran it thru the English-to-Spanish translator, then back again from Spanish-to-English. The results are positively absurd:

The red eyes of the clock watch my fixedly ': 5:06. After a little to shake around, handling to rouse my bones of his slumber and way to the bathroom, directed by my aqua-green light of the plug.
I left yesterday to work at night in the time generally, but this one was first the such homemade impulsion that it required the lanterns. That considered, I chose to pass ignition my half-wishes to send the excess of the day with an operation, in place remaining homemade to the passage outside the caramel to the children of the vicinity in suits to shine intense-in-$$$-dark of the superhero.
After fluorescent blue rinsing of the expectoración and to clean fresh green foam of the dental cream of my lips, I put above for pote of coffee, I blacken, and I put my orange you of the long-sleeve of engineering for the visibility. Going outside, the sun had still not risen on mountains in the east, but a dark gold haze threw for above towards a navy that the Mars sky was the only celestial body could distinguish in the morning with the brilliance of streetlights against the sky that descoloraba. With the fresh air filling my lungs, I worked under the still-incomplete trajectory next to riverbed the 15 minutes generally towards outside. For the moment at which it gave return behind, the influences of sun crawled above most of hills around me. Making my return final, the clouds in the morning shone clearly in delicate curtains of the color of rose and the blue one. Night to the day in 30 minutes, and of me testified the whole transformation. It could obtain used to this.

And for good measure, the original translated English to German back to English:

The red eyes of the master clock of stars at me: 5:06. After a little tossing around, I handle more slumber to rouse my bones of their and go to the bathroom, led through my aqua green connection light.
I left yesterday evening to work at the usual time, but this was first such heads drive, which required headlights. The fact that regards, I decided, to lead mine on half desires, to release the abundance of the daily with a run and instead remains to the run from sweet to the neighbourhood children into the glowing in D dark superherokostuemen head.
After phosphor, I set a pot coffee above for blue mouth water of the Spratzens and wiping the fresh green tooth paste foam rubber off of my lips, blacken and tightened my orange long case T-fitting of the technology for view. Outside going, the sun had risen not still over the mountains in the east, but a dark golden lining toward to a navy, which was sky Mars the only heavenly body, I above threw by the glowing of streetlights against the fading morning sky to differentiate could. If cool air fills my lungs, I ran out down the still-incomplete way near riverbed the usual 15 minutes. Until I turned back, crept the influences sunning more rueber most hills around me. Making my locking idiom, the morning clouds obviously shone in the sensitive colours of Pink and of blue. From the night to the day in 30 minutes and from me the entire transformation witnessed. I could keep used to this.