I'm gonna get fat.

I noticed a sign today on the Loop. A Ben & Jerry's Scoop Shop is opening soon.

In unrelated news, the cashier at Schnuck's looked baffled by the unrelated items I placed on the conveyer belt. I purchased two limes, one bag of ready-made greenery salad, four bakery cookies, and a container of cilantro, at 10:30 pm on a Monday.