2005-01-31

Rosenberg's Theorem

Suppose P is the amount of pain one feels from an abdominal cramp. Let I be a weighting factor that is a function of speed, s, and distance, d, of a workout. The independent variable f is the amount of food one has eaten; the other independent variable t is the time elapsed between consumption of food and beginning the workout. The parameters C and F are constants that describe the shape of the response curves.

Given this information, it is possible to compute P for any given combination of amount of food eaten, time waiting after said food, and intensity of workout. Rosenberg's Theorem says that P takes the form:

The following plot shows the pain normalized for I = 1 and also normalized on the time and food axes:

Today, I had a big juicy cheeseburger for lunch, so f = 9 oz. I then waited until 3:30 pm to go for a run, so t = 2.5 hrs. It was a pretty swift run, as I had planned to keep a 7-minute pace for 4 1/2 miles, so I = 0.8 or so. Normalizing f and t, this would put my P-value easily in the red-orange range of the plot above.

Yum!
Ouch!

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2005-01-30

Rediscovery

With last week's "Monday's Music Pick" still on my brain, and with some time to listen to music this weekend, I dusted off some cd's that hadn't had much playtime lately and rediscovered a few gems.

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  • eastmountainsouth graced my spinner for two consecutive plays. Kat Maslich and Peter Adams sing as though they share a voice, and the music accompanying their chillingly perfect harmonies has touches of so many stylisting influences that their self-titled album doesn't really fit any genre but would please the ears of any music enthusiast.
  • Dispatch is another group that transcends genres, though I'd be willing to classify them somewhere between pop-rock and alternative-rock if I had to. This time I listened to their "Who Are We Living For?" album, which plays a bit louder than their other two studio albums, each of which has a distinct personality. From the first half of this one, I almost felt like they were taking a stab at a themed album, but whatever they intended it sure works.
  • Brendan Benson is one of those really talented musicians who just hasn't caught a break yet. His album "Lapalco," as I understand it, features Benson playing all the parts, from guitars to drums to keyboards to vocals to electronic effects. And it's not just some one-man experiment, but rather a catchy collection of tracks that I would compare to some of the Beatles' later work.

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2005-01-27

Can't forget the little people

This has been a phenomenal week for me in terms of catching up with old friends. Tuesday was a business and personal chat with Gary, dinner with Suzi, and an impromptu game nite at the Commons. Wednesday I spoke to Brian for a good piece on the phone, met with my mentor from engineering career services around dinnertime, and then swung by the old fraternity house to see a few bros. Today I had lunch with John at a vegetarian deli (yes, there is such a thing) and then saw some folks at the EnCouncil meeting.

I often have the urge to tell people, particularly when I run into them unexpectedly, "Oh, we should hang out sometime," or, "Hey let's do lunch." Then inevitably I feel guilty for not following thru. It is weeks like this one that let me walk with my head held high, confident that not every promise to an old acquaintence is empty.

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New toys

Today after class I got to play with a $2 Million MRI scanner, holding metal objects in its magnetic field and listening to a demonstration of the lovely 110 decibel sounds it makes during various image acquisition sequences.

Later today I got to play with my stocking stuffer for the first time, a potato masher, making a tasty batch that will last several days.

To be perfectly honest, I don't know which was more fun.

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2005-01-24

Ending years of silence

The last time I wrote a song must have been sophomore year of college. I've had urges here and there to write something, whether due to hearing some mean progressive acoustic a-la-Michael-Kelsey or taking inspiration from a sunset in the park. Nothing ever worked out and I haven't been able to scratch out anything since. Until now.

Last Friday I just got an urge to write a song for K's birthday. It wasn't a piece of musical genius, but it was fun and meaningful and sounded pretty good. Yeah, it made her blush when I played it, even though nobody else was there.

I was amazed at how easily the words flowed from my head to the paper. And I knew how I wanted it to sound even without my guitar in hands. I must say, I was proud of myself for writing it and very pleased that the inspiration was none other than my Kristin.

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The best day of the year

Happy Birthday, Kristin!

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2005-01-21

Frostbite!

My fingers are still sensitive as I type this post....I was somewhat irrational by checking the weather but not believing it. So I went for a bike ride around the park late this morning wearing shorts, thermal shirt, t-shirt, and windproof gloves. I should have worn pants (though my legs were ok) and thicker socks or double socks and warm (instead of windproof) gloves. By about 1/3 the way around I had trouble working the brakes and gears. I got home after the whole lap (though I had wanted to do two) and struggled to get my keys out of my pocket, then fought to fit the key in the door. I doubled over for a few minutes, hands-in-armpits, gritting my teeth against the pain as blood returned to the poor little piggies on my hands and feet.

No pain, no gain.

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2005-01-20

Good nite, good day.

This one's a bit late, but as the old adage goes, "Better late than never." I just had wanted to post about Tuesday nite, and here it is Thursday mid-day before I get to it.

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So I had taped 24 Monday nite for the dual purpose of me watching it--I was by Chase's at 8--and to lend to Suzi as she has class during what is no doubt the best show on television right now. So Tuesday I'd get her the tape, and we did dinner at an Indian restaurant. For my first Indian cuisine experience, it was interesting, with a lot of unfamiliar flavors. Then she "kidnapped" me and we went back to the apartment of "the Faiveley" where we watched what was dubbed "the worst best movie ever," namely Eddie Murphy's Golden Child. Got home after some chat, feeling good about seeing friends for the first time in a while but sad about how much I miss K.

Wednesday morning felt very productive, though I have mostly information and emails to show for it, not much in writing. Then I felt even better by going to give blood. The afternoon hours were spent enjoying the warm 45-degree weather while geocaching with Chase. Talked to K for a good while in the evening, then went to bed exhausted but didn't sleep to well.

Strange how I can see so many old friends over the course of a few days, and on the one hand feel so accomplished but on the other hand feel so alone.

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2005-01-17

Monday's Music Pick

Driving home from the laundromat, I caught the tail-end of a new song on The Wood. The vocals sounded frighteningly like Coldplay, and I wondered if they came out with a new album. Upon arriving at my building I talked for a few minutes with my neighbor, so by the time I got inside to check the online playlist, the song had already scrolled out. So I was left to guess.

Thankfully, the Yes Interactive Music Service I had mentioned in a post a few months back came to the rescue. It turns out the song I heard was titled "Burning in the Sun" and the band was not Coldplay but a new band Blue Merle. Their Shockwave-enabled website includes a stream of some of their music, and I'd swear that it really does sound like Coldplay.

So they've got their first album due out February 1. And this week their song "Every Ship Must Sail Away" is featured on iTunes as a free download. And their upcoming tour schedule includes opening for such acts as Donavon Frankenreiter and Graham Colton Band. So keep your eyes open for these guys, as it appears they're primed to hit mainstream in the next year or two.

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2005-01-15

A few things I've done in the past 36 hours

  • Helped Zo fix some problems with his wireless in-home network.
  • Played a game on my old Sega Game Gear.
  • Driven from the northwest suburbs of Chicago to St. Louis in less than five hours.
  • Spent over $100 on groceries (for me only, I'm not shopping for a family even) at Shop 'n' Save.
  • Used my new coffee maker (it was a Christmas gift from Kristin) for the first time.

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2005-01-14

Verdict

Jury duty finished yesterday. I am now free to discuss the case. I'll still leave out the parties' names as there will probably be an appeal.

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The case was about defamation of character. A coach at a Catholic high school was suing the father of one of his players because the father had allegedly falsified a press release stating that said coach was under investigation for a number of accusations including inappropriate language and coaching techniques, violent temper, and holding illegal practices.

The facts of the case are that the player's father happens to be an alumnus of the school and also happens to do volunteer work for fundraising and consulting work for all of the Chicagoland Catholic schools. His son was "trimmed" from the team during playoffs his junior year due to rules about roster size, and the son was cut after tryouts his senior year; however, he never complained about playtime or roster decisions. During the junior season playoffs, the father and several other parents from the team met with the school's athletic director and principal to voice concerns, which were promptly dismissed. The father later wrote several letters, memos, and emails to various people at the school and at the Archdiocese voicing his same concerns. In response to all of his correspondences, the recipients claimed no wrongdoing on the coach's part.

Here is where it gets interesting. All of the previous correspondences had been signed as being from the father himself. Several months after the last letter, a freelance reporter who worked at the school fulltime brought in a press release from his newspaper office, purporting to be from the IHSA (Illinois High School Association, a governing body for high school sports), that claimed the coach and the school were under investigation. The press release was promptly shown to have been an anonymous hoax, but the coach and others at the school suspected the father.

The lawsuit was based on the premise that the coach had sustained mental suffering; that ulcers, anxiety, and other health problems flared up; that his coaching and personality style have changed; and that if the press release surfaced years later he could lose a job or not be considered for a position. The plaintiff attorney suggested total damages for defamation on the order of $1.7 Million, plus whatever we saw fit for punitive damages.

As a jury, all twelve of us believed that it was "more probable than not probable" (as required for the burden of proof in this suit) that the father had indeed falsified the press release; thus, we ruled in favor of the coach. Exactly how great the award should be, however, was a point of dispute in the jury room. Myself and a few others took what I believe is a "realist" approach, in that:

  1. Everyone experiences criticism and potential "mental suffering" in his or her employment, so this coach should "suck it up" and take it.
  2. The medical conditions claim was not substaniated by a physician, and the conditions had occured prior to the press release, so he would not be entitled to any payment for these.
  3. A falsified press release reporting an investigation into claims that were not true would not damage his personal or professional reputation, especially now that a jury had ruled in favor of his case.

For these three itemizations of the damages to be awarded, we felt that "nominal damges" would suffice; that is, we're giving the coach his pride (when questioned by the defense attorney. he said this case was not about money, that he just wanted his pride). Since we had ruled in favor of the plaintiff, and therre was a fourth itemized damage, namely "economic loss experienced or reasonably certain to be experienced" as a result, we realized that his attorney fees were technically an economic loss experienced, so we guessed what his lawyer cost and suggested that.

However, many of the other jurors felt that this "poor man" with a "cute little wife who was so nervous to take the stand" deserved quite a sum more. They followed the plaintiff attorney's suggestions. So as a jury, we had everyone name a dollar amount for each category, and then we looked at the average. If anyone had serious issue with the average value, we had further discussion; otherwise, we decided that would be our verdict. So my suggested awards of $0 were cancelled by others' suggestions of $500,000 for the categories, and in the end there were around $300,000 in damages awarded for Count 1 of defamation per se.

As for punitive damages, that was sticky. How much do we feel is a reasonable punishment and deterrent for defamation? We could not look at any real precedent, so we guessed. My personal reasoning was that, if someone hits a road construction worker while driving there is a maximum $10,000 fine; if someone parks in a handicapped parking spot without a permit there is a $500 fine; so for defamation the fine should fall somewhere between those. Others though $1 Million sounded good. What is it about a million dollars that everyone hovers to that number?? Why not $1,034,568.92? But no, something about the nice ring to an even million. Anyway, we averaged somewhere over $400,000 in punitive damages.

Just to point out how silly some people are, I'll add this nice tidbit. The total was somewhere over $750k, though I don't recall the exact amount. But someone in the jury suggested that we just make it an even $800,000. WHY???? Why not make it an even million? Or while we're at it, just round up to one hundred billion dollars! Or shit, while we're doing fuzzy math, why not just round down to $500,000? Thankfully, there were enough of us with common sense that we left the already too-high amount where it was. And we unanimously decided that this was our verdict.

The whole jury duty thing was an interesting experience. I loved watching the attorneys make their cases. They had different styles, and I'd say that both did a pretty good job with their respective claims, given the evidence that was there. It was also interesting to see how the different jurors reacted to the arguments.

So now, I had an extra week at my parents' house, and I made just over $100 for my time. I got to ride the train into the city and walk around a bit downtown on lunch breaks and experienced firsthand our legal system. Am I glad I did it? Yes. Would I want to do it again? No. Did I gain anything else? I know what kind of lawyer I want if I ever get sued, so that would-be jurors get what they're expecting.

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2005-01-12

Really cool software

My 14-day free trial is almost up, but I'm seriously considering buying this. Quite possibly one of the coolest programs I've seen, Keyhole combines street mapping (like Mapquest) with satelite and high-resolution aerial photography to deliver some kick-ass graphics. The animations and fly-arounds are reminiscent of hi-tech spy movies. In fact, CNN uses Keyhole graphics all the time, for example in covering the weather or the conflict in Iraq. As for me, I looked at my apartment and campus, at some of the areas I've hiked, and at different places in and around Chicago and St. Louis.

One of the neatest features is being able to tilt and see terrain. I was really hoping that tilting would also allow you to see the height of buildings, but at least in Chicago it did not. But all the navigation commands (pan, zoom, rotate, and tilt) are real-time, as opposed to websites like Mapquest for drawings or even like Terraserver for photographs, which require you to click and wait for the newly re-centered or re-zoomed image to load. So you can plan a route or figure out that windy road thru the park. Also, Keyhole has a database of many points of interest like hospitals, public transportation, fast food, and more.

So I sit here twiddling my thumbs, trying to decide if it's worth the $25 per year subscription. I guess the novelty will wear off, but for now it's very enticing.

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I'm a Tool.

Take a look at both commercials on this page. Then tell me which one better represents me.

And while you're there, look at the various products. I absolutely love Leatherman tools. My first was the now-retired PST-II, and I currently have the Juice KF4; on my wishlist is the Juice XE6 and/or Squirt S4 for "little toys," and the new Wave and/or Blast for a primary tool. (Hint, wink)

Note that I am not trying to infringe any copyright that Brent may or may not have, with the title of this post.

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2005-01-10

My name is Stu and I'm addicted to an action show on television.

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24 is officially my new drug. So much going on, several different story lines, it's like a soap opera that is actually interesting; like having a picture-in-picture TV showing another picture-in-picture TV showing four different suspense films at once, yet somehow all intertwined. Ok, so it is absurdly unrealistic at times. Like, for example, that CTU can control space satellites and zoom in close enough to read a drivers' license, all instantly, but that it would take them several days to find the phone records of the Secretary of Defense's son. But all the anti-realism makes you just want to slap the "stupid" agents and all the quick thinking of Jack Bauer keeps you glued to the TV and cursing at commercial breaks.

I hope I don't end up with scheduled meetings Monday nites this semester.

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Run-ins

This morning on the train downtown I ran into the father of an old friend of mine. I haven't talked to him more than once in the last five years probably, and he's seen my folks maybe twice a year tops at gatherings that my parents are often no longer invited to because they are asociable. We talked and caught up a bit. Funny quote, in reference to his son (my old friend) and some of the other neighborhood guys I grew up with: he says something like "I guess you have to go to college nowadays to wait tables." All in good fun. I sure hope I don't end up unemployed come May...

Heading to the train in the evening was a madhouse. We got let out of court slightly later today than on previous days so the streets and the station were much more crowded, to the point that it was suggestive of a bad music video or corny television commercial with hordes of people. In fact, it turned my mind to sheep being led to slaughter....But enough with morbidity. I couldn't catch the 5:00, and luckily Zo called me and told me to walk a few blocks to his station. So we rode together and shot the shit, and he drove me to my car back in the 'burbs again.

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2005-01-09

Weekend excerpts

Last nite was my sister's birthday dinner, for which we had tapas. I was surprised because my folks don't usually try new things (and in fact they were weary to try any of the tasty-sounding seafood dishes because they're not so keen on shelfish) but it seemed that everyone enjoyed the flavorful little dishes. We also drowned ourselves (well, at least my dad and I) in sangría. Delicious.

Tonite's dinner was carry-in but authentic burritos and tamales, and then I sat in front of the TV for two hours. I am now hooked on 24; I've seen much of it last season and parts of it the first season, so this time around it may be my guilty pleasure. Tonite was two hours and tomorrow another two before it falls into the one-hour-per-week swing. Funny how, in twenty minutes (the show is supposed to follow real time) the terrorists can get from the middle of L.A. to some isolated "compound" in the middle of nowhere, and how someone can get kidnapped and escape several times in several hours. But, I guess not everything can be reality TV.

Tomorrow: back to downtown for more of the trial. My sis flies back to STL also. I'll wait till next weekend (the trial will be over by then) to drive down. Soon enough, I'll be back to the grind for the final time as a student. Can't wait.

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2005-01-06

Just for kicks

In the style of s00zi. Even though I haven't been at it for a full year, I thought I'd give her "Year in Review" a try.

Directions: Copy the first Sentence (or Two) of the first Entry of each Month into your post.

Welcome to the 21st century! After my afternoon meeting was cancelled, I came home for a while before the MFM review session at 4:00. Well, thanks to a late nite (grin) I pretty much passed out on my futon, and by some fortune woke up at 3:45. I gave Kristin her first backpacking-camping experience (she had been hiking and car camping, but never stayed out in the forest while backpacking) this weekend. I just got home from the American Red Cross donation center. I'm one pint of blood lighter, and I'm wearing a pin that makes me maybe 10 grams heavier. Finally, my promised post about Thanksgiving backpacking trip. Family, even when I can have them to excess.

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My duty as an American

I voted. I have a drivers' license. Therefore I am summoned at most once per year to serve on a jury, since every citizen has a right to a trial by his peers.

So I live in St. Louis approximately 48 weeks out of the year. But I still have a Illinois voter card, driver license, firearm owner card, library card, and mailing address (albeit with my parents). So of course the Circuit Court of Cook County summons me during one of the four weeks of the year that I am legitimately able to attend.

Being a good, honest citizen, not to mention one that has never been thru the judicial process beyond high school textbook readings, I went in with an open mind, excited to see how monumentally inefficient the process is. I figured I'd sit around most of the day, reading the Trib or catching up on some back issues of Pop Sci, collect my check for $17.40 that is not quite enough to cover parking at the train station, the round-trip fare, and a completely anti-wholesome lunch, and go home enlightened to the legal process. But as luck would have it, I was in one of the first groups called to a judge, and then I was one of the first twelve to be questioned by the attorneys.

Apparently they liked me. Or at least they thought I could keep a fair and open mind about the civil suit (of which I am not allowed to disclose any details until it has been decided). The judge assured me that the trial would be over by the middle of next week, so I won't miss any school over it, but I will need to delay my return trip to St. Louis.

So here's my verdict: I'll collect a check a day for the next few weekdays. If I pack a lunch I may be able to keep a few dollars from this. On the train I can get some quality reading done. I'll have more nights to catch up with my high school friends who are still around. I won't have as much time to clean my apartment or see St. Louis friends. My sister will need to get a plane ticket to STL since I was her ride and she needs to get there in time for sorority rush. And if the judge was right, I'll have gained an appreciation for how special our country's judicial system really is.

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Let it snow

I've been pulling my weight around here, "paying the rent" for staying with my parents by shoveling the driveway...four times in the last 36 hours! Yes, we've had a good deal of white fluff in the Northwest 'burbs of Chi-town. And doesn't it just make driving so much fun!?

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2005-01-05

Musical notes for the week

I love Chicago radio!

Yesterday I heard a song and started iTunes immediately so I could buy it. The tune is by a band who calls itself The Ditty Bops, and they sound sort of pop-bluegrass if such a genre exists. The song is titled "Ooh La La" and is very catchy. You can listen to it on their website in either Quicktime or Windows Media.

While I'm on recommendations, I'll drop another. Heard this one first one-time in the 'Lou on 89.1 "The Wood," sent the recommendation to a few select musical friends of mine, bought the song, and can't get over how good it is. My dad says XM Radio plays it, and now I'm hearing it on XRT as well. It's a tune by Ray LaMontagne called "Trouble." I tried to describe it as Van Morrison meets Otis Redding, but you can judge for yourself in Quicktime or Windows Media.

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2005-01-04

Requiem

Several of my "Friends & Acquaintances" on the right have seen Requiem for a Dream and enjoyed the brainfuck enough to recommend it. My sister rented it the other day, and last nite we watched it. I must say that I was less than impressed. The first two-thirds were somewhat slow in developing the story and the characters. The last third was cinematographically interesting, graphic, hallucinogenic, but not enough to "rescue" the rest of the film, in my opinion. And how did the director figure that diet pills were worse than cocaine, at least for mental health?! While I didn't really dislike the movie, I can't say that I liked it either.

Meanwhile, I have a new addiction: frozen Heath bars. Thanks, Kinton.

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2005-01-03


My family kayaking on the intercoastal waters near Venice, Florida, Dec 30 2004 Posted by Hello

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This spider, which we think is a red-femured orbweaver, made a 6-foot diameter web in less time than it took us to eat dinner! Posted by Hello

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"This is how stupid things happen." My sister standing on my shoulders with a Leatherman, trying to cut down wild oranges, while my dad tries to give her support with a flimsy vine so that she doesn't lean into the thorny tree right next to the orange tree. Posted by Hello

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Set the camera up on a stump and pretend like we're working! This was my family at the Honore campsite in Myakka State Park, Dec 24 2004. Posted by Hello

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I'm baaaack...

Florida was plenty interesting, what with the homeless-shelter-esque living conditions (a dozen people in close quarters sleeping on the floor) and old-person schedule (very early to bed, early to rise, planning the entire day around when and where for meals). Somehow I survived, helped along by backpacking early in the vacation, going out for drinks one nite with a college bud in the middle, and visiting another good friend in St. Pete towards the end.

Our last full day brought jet ski rental for my uncle, my cousin, and his fiancee, and kayak rentals for my mom, dad, sister, and me. Unfortunately most of my pics from this were blurred by a film of sea salt, and I couldn't even break out the camera in time to get what would have been the coolest picture of a dolphin (or was it a porpoise?) less than 30 feet from my parents. But we found a geocache on one of the intercoastal islands and had a good four hours on the water in the sun, so no complaining here.

I got back in time for a nice New Year's celebration with Kristin. She's now in Indiana on her clinical, and I'm in Chi-town in the house in which I grew up, that I cannot really call "home" anymore. This week will be filled with job search, guitar, and perhaps some sort of computer project (maybe building a fitness tracker database, or I'm open to other suggestions).

My biggest excitement for now is getting to listen to XRT on the radio (even though I can listen to their webcast from anywhere). My mom bought me their "Live From The Archives, Vol 7" CD before vacation, and I listened to it twice and it is excellent.

Other than that, I hope to see some old friends, for those of you who are still around and able to get together after your work. I'll be back in STL sometime early next week, with my agenda there including blood donation, massive apartment cleaning, more job search, and preparation for my final semester at Wash U. I can't wait.

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Things for which I'm thankful

  • Family, even when I can have them to excess. Despite the crowded conditions of our getaway, we had fun as a family.
  • The outdoors, every day, whether sun or cloud, calm or wind, warm or cool. Just being outside in fresh air, walking along grassy or sandy paths, trees and dirt and water and rock all around. The smell of mossy woods or pine forest or salty sea or dry mountain, pretty much anything can be done better in open air.
  • Health, and the way I feel when I eat well, when I run, when I breathe deeply; and the way that even in declining health, some members of my family can remain happy and in high spirits.
  • Friends, the kind of people I know I can depend on, and those who I know depend on me. Sharing stories and advice, trading stock tips for computer support, opening up our homes and lives to each other.
  • Love, and the feeling of being in love, and the person with whom I'm in love. Having Kristin in my life to make my day just by calling, to ease my mind by her touch, to keep me in check when I start getting out of line, and to challenge me to change what I don't like about myself.

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